dimanche, septembre 25, 2005
Smile Pretty You Vain Prick
Its easy to forget
what i said
sunshine...
it would be fine.
If you were old n grey
& not remember what i said yesterday.
"don't ask: why fai?"
now say goodnight to the bad guy!
mercredi, septembre 21, 2005
Pretty In Pink...
WE LOVE SOCKS
Fai & Fyz: "OH SOX! GO GO GO[with such enthusiasm]" Fyz:"buroknye haha"
That's what a'ppens when two sox lovin ppl go into a shop full of sox. Striped, lacy, samurai style toe sox, normal toe sox oh we love em all.Fishnet stockings her fav.I like mine to be colorful...don't ask, and im not gay muthafucka.
Oh we went to Lido tdy to catch Brothers Grimm. waited at Pasir Ris for her & i gt my b'day pressent...IN PINK!!! so pretty. Opened it at hm to discover my gorgeous BOXERS black n white with I LOVE U prints with smileys...so cute, LOVE U TOO FYZ haha.Bros Grimm was fun to watch, twisted fairy tales are so interesting, reminds me of my arts appreciation class.After the movie we stuffed ourselves wit BK burgers at Far East so shiok can see chio bu walk past the glass window huahuahua.
Fyz still flips out when she sees my Nike Ninja shoes.[go find a shoe & cut a hole innit] dats wat she always tell me lol. My shoes kick ass OK. Met Hetty Astika at Taka after dat at HUShHUSH...so nice her workplace gt lotsa loud n crazy ppl n pretty too haha. She told me to read smth French haha n i onli noe a lil bit of it lol the skool teaches us stuff practical for hotels & ordering food n drinks lah babe sorieee. When we got to Orchard mrt it was still early so we decided to go to Citylink.I finally found SCARFACE DVD at HMV gonna get dat ASAP in need of hi-level violence, kill bill doesnt satisfy my bloodlust anymore and Sin City is still not out yet.Another interestin thing that a'ppened at Citilink was a MAT stickin out his tongue at Fyz who was a lil flabbergasted yet amused n wanted to join him in the fun...he then came round n tapped me on my shoulder, it wasnt annoying i find the mat wit the tattoed hands kind of entertaining...like u noe, my personal clown hah.
At City Hall MRT
fai:"why issit pink?"
fyz:"You've been walking ard wit it the whole day! y complain nw?!"
[gimme a moment to ponder...ouh ya were goin seperate ways and i look kinda gay wit dat pretty pink thing :P]
"They live happily ever after...maybe not"
now say goodnight to the bad guy!
mardi, septembre 20, 2005
Got a phone call frm aleem friendly match at 4 got ready and was there...friendly match my ass losin's not my style and it wud be disappointin to lose after not playin for a week.When i reached they havent started...i was late as usual hehe.The enemy was in all white so semangat gt team jersey.Geared up n joined aleem n his bro, did a couple of tricks n Latiff asked if i slelpt wit the ball with a hint of sarcasm in his voice n i jus laughed.Let the games begin...
As our team of misfits spread out without any tactics or formation i heard the enemy shoutin their formation 4-3-3!!!! shortly after kick off i stole the ball off the fatass leftback who then stepped on me(ouch) bt he didnt gt the ball went on to elude 2 other stupidass muthafuckas jus to shooot agonisingly wide.
It then started to get ugly, these lil punks played rough lol so...theres no way imma back down like a goddamn coward i cant, hw wud i look as a man bowing to his knees like the mad cow disease. By the end of the first half i let the unnecessary occur, started hacking some n pushed n idiot blockin me n he fell n started yellin dunno wat haha he wanted to slide me twice after dat[fool, im untouchable]. his brother was relli noisy he made some freakin turkey sounds gooble gabble sheesh such ppl exist.first half ended wit no goals.
UGLIER by the second half...i didnt noe y these faggots even bother to play, i dribbled bt lost the ball then this guy was tryin to block me so i pushed n shove him & he actually stopped play n shouted at me for pushing[sissy] i didnt say nthg tho, didnt need to backup was on the way Aleem[ OI ko jgn nk step gangsta] haha 3 cheers to my buddy he gt my back. Latiff & i were laughin cheekily after dat the boy was still furious at me tho...did i offend him or smth ? was he a girl? or had breast implants n i accidentally touched em when i pushed him ?[gross] n plus the dude cud have filed a lawsuit for sexual harrassment lol.The boilin point was when the guy doin the turkey sounds offended aleem...his lil bro got a flyin ninja kick n fell on his ass. what a sight it was haaha addin insult to injury i ole & did the elastico on the "turkey guy" n some other shite...game ended wit a draw they scored an own goal, tsk tsk tsk (shakes head) so embarassing lah these ppl.
After all dat mayhem the guy run up to us n shook our hands n apologizes n said wat happens in the game stays in the game n say we're Islam n shudnt be like this. I wanted to laugh n give him the finger but he was right. Goddamnit, derrty tactics makin us feel guilty wit dat sentence lol cudnt he js said im not satisfied n we will continue our battle, it wud been a lot more fun dat way n i wud surely come n play wit aleem more often hahaha...hang out at aleems hse after dat wathced soccer Liverpool vs Man U...more craziness ensued =)
"pleased to beat you"
now say goodnight to the bad guy!
lundi, septembre 19, 2005
There is nothing dat fabulous abt goin to m'sia...well only the shopping makes up for it since i had spending power with my aunts $$$ huahuahua.My Uncle dropped me off at one of the local malls name hrrmm oo yah Alam Sentral(such corny names) went straight to the Levi's store n bought myself 3 tees, felt great at first then there was a sudden surge of guilt...well fuck dat its cheap so might as well splurge a lil n oso gt an 8 RM haircut at the MAMA SHOP hahaha the dude was rough tho, he toyed my head like some freakin rag doll, more like a joystick...moved to the FRONT BACK N SIDE TO SIDE. yeapyeap wat an experience.
The only goddamn gargantuan problem is dat in m'sia everything BOLEH...MALAYSIA BOLEH.I've always wondered how come the freakin traffic ard me was dammmnnn slow then i came to realise that the speed limit was 70 or 60 cant remember, n my uncle n cousins were always drivin like 100. So attention ya'll if u do the speed limit get the fuck out of my way!!! On a wednesday my cousin was drivin me n my parents to the new restaurant, he wanted to park his car bt the fuckin stoopid manager was too ignorant n took up his space therefore he had to go another round ard the parking lot BUT then he decided not to "alar takper jai malaysia BOLEH! ini no entry pon boleh jalan, tengok takder org nampak aper takder org saman pon " dats wat he said with his cheeky laugh...
The other fantastic ppl that were keepin me company was my aunts grandsons...havoc when theyre ard but of cos when they are a pain in the ass i like to bully them. It was fun to tease as one of them whose name is Danish abt 10 yrs old still drinkin milk frm the bottle...he gt embarrassed and said " kiter tk minom kiter tengok ajer" as he rests the bottle on his chest, bt he drank it later of course n i took a video wit my hp...glorious short film in my hp. Another one was when he n his lil bro Daniel were playin pretendin to be WRESTLERS!!!!! its was hilarious, i sat down bemused at their scrawny lil bodies prancing ard in ntg else bt their underwear flexing their muscles...n he even took a comforter usin it as a cape n instructed his lil bro to switch on the lights once he makes his 'big entrance' . spectacular sites n sounds, wish u were there right ? hehe
now say goodnight to the bad guy!