The Good The Bad & The Ugly

printer probleme

2008-02-16T22:29:00.002+08:00

this weekend is fucking boring

my fucking printer isnt working

and a fucking annoyin thing is

mom gets pissed that im angry.

wtf piss off laa people dont make

my problem yours. BUY NEW PRINTER

next on the list. come home soon baby..love the package u left me

baby im back

2008-02-07T13:54:00.000+08:00

Soldiers Story: Miss ya like krayzie

3 weeks away wit no handphone is freakin bollocks i tell ya.... First of all it wasnt truly freakin necessary to surrender it, which we unfortunately didnt knw. Oh well im back now to release this info, while all ya'll were in limbo we had a blast in Taiwan. All i well the midwest cowboy is back gallopin thru a hood near u. First things first...Off day no. 1.. Kallang Cage was da place to be, been a long time since i played was afraid i lost the magic but i didnt hahah still got mad skillz for self protection.

Checkout my goodies, so freakin happy my ipod gt new clothes. Nobody could've think of that for me, was so happy mst have been grinnin like the Joker might've pissed me pants to yknw hahah..thanks luv, ur jst super fly. Dangerous Habits, halfway done...pretty darn cool as always. Everything falls in place perfectly the candy girl in my lil dandy world such bliss. The word monotony doesnt exist in our dictionary.

2007-12-16T17:03:00.000+08:00

We are Beyond your Circle Of Control

with that said...fuck off, nooooo im not gonna say pretty please with cherries on top again. IS YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP UR ARSE U CANT SEE SHIT. i've had enough of hearin the hypocritical bullshit, gimme a call i promise the conversation will be a clean censored version of myself...well at least i try to.

Electric

2007-12-16T09:11:00.000+08:00

Living For The Weekend

great weird warm fuzzy buzz bizzy got tongue tied...cant describe this, time seemed to stop still up there like how constantine describes the 2mins in hell, feels like a lifetime...except this was paradise city.

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OFF TO IKEA!time to be organized 'neat monster' heheh...Members of the Cosa Nostra must have a personal secretary i reckon, tables so clean...organized, oh they do take the term Organized Crime seriously into everyday practice. So random... my mind is all over the place, watchin Scarface must have prompted that statement above.

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Went out on the pretense of gettin groceries but i just had to get these spex done, Camden medical centre is just sooo faraway...i say, im sorry momma. No complaints from my aesthetic conscious father tho hahahah. Oh apparently in Aussie a Santa got arrested for sayin Ho Ho Ho...its demeaning to women, thats the basis of the apprehension. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO Horlicks commercial needs to be fixed then. gotta get outta herre before too many random facts short circuit my system.

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[listen close to the dark passenger...drive slowww soulja]

2007-12-09T09:37:00.000+08:00

Only In My Head

I'm looking at a picture of your face The last time I looked you were looking really good But somehow pictures fade Then we're on the phone and we're all alone But that just ain't good enoughI go around the world to see your face 'Cause this just ain't good enough So I'm just kicking it I'm counting the days I hardly can wait For us to hang out I'm really missing it In so many ways I anticipate us making out...

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i think i wanna go get that ass huggin low rider jeans. Something to think about, hmm i like u 'cause of the chemical imbalance & neurological impulses...or am i fallin? hahaha catch me if u can then.

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Another great Sat well spent on Ben&Jerry's somethin must have been seriously wrong wit us, its cold and i jst had hershey's Sunday Pie prior to indulgin myself into that Large cup of Mango Sorbet, Fish Food & Choc Chunk Mint. Oh nvm Kudos to our great metabolic rate hahaa. Lets try the cable car next time aye? haha dont worry we're not gonna dine innit. A flaw in our system i realise is our super impeccable timing doesnt work when we're naughty...gahhh NAKI!! lol thers only 3 ppl in my world who'd understand.

[slowly but surely suga]

47.

2007-12-02T08:19:00.000+08:00

Very Charming when not Killing People

Yesterday started out pretty fucked when we realised Sitex was not where we were and Hitman wasn't showing at Marina Square. Usually I'd say "walking helps me think" but nope, after graduation route march + parade definitely not haha. Luckily didnt go on chocolate rampage, quite glad we passed Godiva cos i can feel that my voice has a lil raspy flow now.

Marina forced a detour to Plaza Singapura good seats for Hitman was avail goddamnit finally. Interesting that they still check our ID, for one, its NC16 & i already gave my Safra card..too young for a soulja? All is well though, we're in paradise once its killing time. Truly & utterly satisfied with donuts & burgers. Stayin true still to our vampire tradition, absolutely

had to drip some rasberry & chocolate heheh its aight, sexy uh babe...

Lost in conversation...walking aimlessly planning the shoppin checklist...another blissful playdate ;D Problem is there seems to be some inqusitive questions bout us. Let me simplify the rules of engagement..."kiss and don't tell" thats the way it is so pretty fuckin please with cherries on top back off cos there are many creative ways to die it seems by reading 'Bunny Suicides' at Times yest hehehe.

[Enjoy the gold, style rating just notched up tenfold...show it off & smile pretty suga]

2007-11-11T13:05:00.000+08:00

Immortal

Tha Kid is back goddamnit the whole saturday was burned just to shoot wtf! at least i survived tho haha 'gong2' as my grp IC got fucked soo many times. The absence of my presence prompted many tragic happenings beyond my control. Well my late night Starbucks chillout time was aborted due to FUCKED up reception. My gloriously cluttered table was immaculate which was a tragedy of sorts cos i cant find anything, goddamnit never ever forever touch my stuff. Our last mission to step out of the gates was delayed due to some fucked up face beyond recognition muthafucka with his long babbling speech which btw i still dunno why we got fucked for. The consolation i can take frm yest was the 100 round drum magazine i gotta spray at em targets hahahah that shits gangsta felt like freakin Al Capone's 'button' men. Lookin forward to Saw IV big gamble since our angelic young faces are a gift/curse during this situation. Next wkend after field camp would be the perfect time for therapeutic gore.

[Sweet Escape Soon]

2007-11-08T18:17:00.000+08:00

The Vampire's Back

Saw the money in the bank...cant carry on the detox[sab would understand why hahah], hoho indulged myself to a Ben Sherman long sleeve tee and some funky undergarments. One of my bunkmates said " if i were to steal underwear i'd steal faizal's". WTF! u cant fit in em homie its only for skinnies like me! This is my therapy. Reason is simple, my second ic during live firing on saturday is GONG2, period. Gained a few kilos bt i dunno where it all went bt Ah Beng said my pantat jack wahahahha mayb there.

There's alot of internal conflict in this bunk caused by ppl who 'mcm paham', 'step gerek' and 'lap cheong' cos he doesnt wear underwear...full frontal male nudity is totally unnecessary and last but not least our racist slurs are brutal haahaa. Finally finished reading Black Hole which was amazingly artisticly addictive now shall carry on with Dexter In the Dark. No rest for the wicked.

Future mission- Operation Bite

Objective- bite girl who bleeds seductive chocolate

Location- unknown

2007-10-20T11:27:00.000+08:00

Weekend Playdates

Only when faced with the manic melody of monotony do you appreciate the little things in life. Therefore i look forward to these weekend playdates, hmm i shall try to recall my last few wkends...first wk bkout frm sispec was with my sister the following was junk food fix at BK n movie with sab very fabulous Resident Evil despite the fact i couldnt get my DKNY strap fixed finally last wk was SHOP-til-I-Drop with my Hong Kong homeboy all around Town yesterday was chill out night with Lulu at the trusty Tampines Starbucks. She did one of her panicked high shrieked numbers on the phone and i totally didnt understand a word except for the fact that she insistd i was not to be late 'this time' cos we had

to be there by 11 sharp for last order lol and i still was puttin my pants on chillin on my couch . Relax babe, its not like i hav the superman ring for nothing..will be there in a split second and as promised arrived 30 seconds after she went in hahaha.

My bunk is super kechoh[rowdy] and im kinda bizaare to 'em cos of the munchies i eat and the magazines i read. Highlight of the week is i got to play/shoot two weapons WOHOO very fantastic indeed. Finally the mp3 ban is lifted but the goddamn fuckers didnt announce it jst pasted some fuckin paper on the notice board whoaaah as if soooo many ppl read that notice board. No more boring train rides home...good music is essential, oh and shoes too haha

Looking good isnt't important. Its
Everything- Ben Sherman

2007-09-30T14:23:00.000+08:00

TAGGGG GAME
1. The person who tagged you is: * Sab
2. Your relationship with her: * Pretty smart chic frm my sec school
3. 5 Impressions you have of her: great music taste, free-spirited, bubbly, funny & omg really fair
4. Most memorable thing she has done for you: * become my shoppin buddy hahaha
5. Most memorable words she said to you: * Coz we cool like dat!
6. If she becomes your lover, you will: * love my gals unconditionally
7. If she becomes your lover, things she has to improved on will be: * nothing, im a perfectionist so i think my choice of lovers would be perfect too lol mcm betol
8. If she becomes your enemy, you will: * i dont hav girl enemies hahah so i dont see this happening
9. If she becomes your enemy, the reason will be: * when i dont like to shop or talk nonsense as well as exchange cool songs
10. The most desirable thing you want to do for her now is: * i wan sabby to read this ASAP hurhurhur
11. Your overall impression of her is: * Oozes coolness
12. How do you think people around you will feel about you: * they say i got an intense stare/eyes watever...which makes me look unapproachable/unfriendly which is nt true
13. The characteristic you love about yourself is: * my sarcasm infused jokes much like Dr House
14. The characteristic you hate about yourself is: * im kinda shy sometimes and i dont manage time that well hahah
15. The most ideal person you want to be is: * fushion of coolness/pro anarchy like Brad Pitt in Fight Club and smooth talkin David Carradine Aka Bill frm Kill Bill....i know im kinda over the top sometimes hahah
16. For people that care and like you, say something to them: * i love all ya'll, may good things come ur way...peace out

[a committe is a grp of men who individually can do nthg, bt collectively can meet and decide tht ntg cn be done]

2007-05-23T20:19:00.000+08:00

Graduation Pics

Finally after the half an hour speeches we received our Diploma WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Proper update soon.

2007-02-04T22:57:00.000+08:00

Eye See Everything Muthafucka...

This fucking guy must have 'cunt' written on his forehead because apparently most of the people i know despise him. I will save you from guessing, his name is Davin. It seems some people dont age well like wine do. Sure my group ended up last we had many cock ups, i find the garbage out of that hole in your face unneccesary. If u're trying my cute sarcastic humour thats just crazy. Before i finish my 3 years, i need to rearrange this s.o.b's face.

2007-02-01T19:18:00.000+08:00

Last Dayz

Yesterday we were like convicts on death row screaming hopeless crazy eyed and losing focus. "If i can't get this MCOM shit imma get an MC", haha yeah i will follow u...rock steady. But we came through like a triangle love affair everyone contributed their share it was fair. I was pretty pleased on the way home like a heavy burden has been lifted of this chest...no stress no stress.

[humans get things done not cos we are smart but cos we have thumbs so we can make coffee]

open sesame

2007-01-19T01:10:00.000+08:00

I call it hyporcritical bullshit

So i was drawing a Hannya [character in japanese culture of a woman who grows horns and becomes a demon due to anger and jealousy] then dad comes along, tells me i cant do that! NO demons allowed..yea right, objection your honor...its a form of art which is truly gorgeous in a dark way which must be drawn. Like my homeboy Count Dracula said, i would take no refusal. TP's Open House starts today, i just had to sit for about half an hour to be entertained...there were some totally crazy J-pop influenced ppl. Knee high boots plus thick eyeliner and crazy skirts, im less than impressed ive seen hotter ones, they are no contest.

Don't know if ya'll have heard bout PAGE ONE bookstore, its opened at VivoCity, pretty cool arty farty books sold... I bought Banksy: Wall & Piece damn he's goood controversial and sometimes unethical in his approach; i mean farm animals as a medium thats just insane but totally inspiring nonetheless! Oh they gave away ten dollar vouchers, so its a great buy i guess. She fell asleep hahah i wasnt really suprised, coffee can wait no apologies needed.

hello pretty

sidetracked

2007-01-13T17:26:00.000+08:00

Did You Know That...

One can make a bomb with everyday household items, if one is so inclined to. Mix equal parts of gasoline with styrofoam and you get Napalm. OK, I got sidetracked from my Broadband Tech assignment and soon after involuntary clicks by my trigger finger i was at Wikipedia. Mischief, mayhem...soap. I was thinking about Fight Club. Human fats make great soap. Crystal Meth abusers have a crazy sex drive. That was fun...now if you'll excuse me, i have work to do.

rubbish

2007-01-05T18:19:00.000+08:00

Massively Underestimated

coming forth from the shadows only now, the picture is wrong. i do not believe what i see. artists use lies to tell the truth. information given was frivolous, reasons beckoning more questions answered with questions. what you ask for, i am much inclined to decline.

As Kids See It

2006-12-31T23:33:00.000+08:00

As Kids See It

They sure do see things in a different light...

I woke up from my afternoon nap and decided to have some cereal, 9 year old Daniel was in the kitchen and i didnt notice. I think i didnt follow the standard human protocol...cereal first then milk like in those happy-family adverts, because when i poured the milk into the bowl he asked lookin baffled; " huh! Uncle Jai, why you pour milk in a bowl? You aren't gonna drink it from that are you? I thought we do that only when feeding the cats!? ".

2006-12-12T22:40:00.000+08:00

There's sumthin bout this girl

From around my way

Ever try to hold back ur feelings,

But it just wouldn't stay?

But when I finally found the words to say

I wanted to run away

Simply run away

U can try to run and hide

It wont make a difference

U can lie to urself

Of the reason

Sure it hurts wen it comes to ur attention

That ur in love with the girl

From "That Girl".

I'd like to get my Ice Cream's or Billionaire Boys Club stuff, but then again...slightly dry on cash. We shouldn't be working jobs we hate, buying shit we don't need. In a hunter-gatherer sense most things are not really a neccessity. I see something smart at ikea, say a wall mounted mirror which can swivel 360 degrees i gotta have it. We are becoming slaves to the Ikea nesting idea. Guess what they just opened right here in the east ladies and gentlemen.

"We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. " - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

2006-12-01T01:52:00.000+08:00

Just a rough draft, im tired..peace out

private crazy moment

2006-11-17T23:30:00.000+08:00

"Everybody is entitled to some stupidity but some just abuse it"

Here was mine...

ME: "Eh that guy looks like Daryl David ! "

KAMIL: " THAT IS DARYL DAVID !"

Apparently he had been a lecturer in TP for quite some time. Which i think for that period of time i was in my bat cave fixing the batmobile. This was wat happened before our 1.5km relay which was pretty interesting; main objective was not to come in last and we did that pretty well since there were 38 teams in all participating. My French teacher was there, Jerome was pretty fast.. we had a little chat and he slyly said i better not cut him hahaha.

I like my pink nike shorts, to mix and match i had multi-colored socks and lulu's pink hairband for the day. Ooooo soooo gay, but they said i had the metrosexual look hahaha so funny laa. Being last had its privelages, the guy was escorted by cheerleaders. I was like "GODDAMNIT , sir you should have ran slower so when its the last lap i can run together with you and the cheerleaders! "

2006-11-17T00:35:00.000+08:00

In Good Company
Today was pretty eventful i should say, Lulu and Canderina crashed at my crib. I made them sample the cookies which received quite a good review. Lulu kept changing which cookie was her favourite haahaha. Took them on a tour through my red room to take a look at my stencils. After that we just bitched bout how we hate our goddamn FYP. I've got to get one of 'em surveillence cameras Lulu wants to steal a lot of stuff frm my house. They then had to leave to watch a chick flick which i was almost dragged into; MATERIAL GIRLS mind you, sorry babe I'm not up for that. Need violence, bimbos wont do.

Here are some pics of what ive been doin recently. I've been instructed to sketch a logo will get to work on that at the end of this week, hope the FT girls would like my stuff.

Some demonic horses for an upcoming piece

Preview

2006-10-17T22:05:00.000+08:00

Sneek Peek

Here's a preview, thats the new background cuts thats gonna go with the Mischa Barton stencil. Only problem now is gettin the goddamn frames for my canvas, Bras Basah is the last resort...i'm too lazy to go there. Oh the yellow thing is my double blade stencil knife that cut me yest haha. If i were to use that backgorund stencil on your piece im charging extra muahahah

hunger strike

2006-10-16T22:34:00.000+08:00

Hungry ppl sure act weird, momma asked me "Jai, lawa tak langsir(Jai, are the curtains nice)". I was like "HUH? tawar tak nasi(is the rice bland) ?" The lesson for today is never play with double blade stencil knives, if the first blade doesnt cut you, the second one will...i was fidgety hahah and for a good reason.. becauuseeeeeee fyz came by to gimme my belated b'day present!!! It was a great surprise, ive got The Essential Little Book of Football Swear Words in 5 languages...damn useful. Soo this is a warning im gonna issue, if any of ya'll wanna unload a barrage of vulgar words think twice muahahahah. Photo update in the nxt entry...im offering the Angelina Jolie stencil to anyone, ive already got a buyer and there is a request for stencilled Nike shoes, Paul McCartney is almost done; after some touch up and flowers its all yours Faree! Anybody wants Mischa Barton of the OC ?

It's hard to improve on perfection, but we had to try

2006-10-09T22:50:00.000+08:00

"It's hard to improve on perfection, but we had to try"- Banksy

Be glad to know that the mischevious one has struck again! Yes Banksy sneaked into a British music store before the release of Paris Hilton's debut album and replaced about 500 of her cds. Well he left his trademark of course. Even the music has been doctored, apparently by Danger Mouse the man behind Gorillaz & Gnarls Barkley. Here are the pics for your viewing pleasure...

playas therapy

2006-10-08T21:47:00.000+08:00

First time tryin out drips, and if i dont say so myself it turned out pretty good. Messing with color tones was fun too, John Lennon was the easiest of the group so i decided to add some more stuff around him to spice things up. Goddamn Paul McCartney is the hardest...until im completely satisfied with hw he should be cut it cannot be done. That goes for the color scheme too.

Yesterday was a great night for soccer the haze did not put a halt to the plan. Undefeated for 3 matches, i was pretty satisfied if not for some lame opponents who somehw like to lie and anyhow shout "GOAL", pretty annoying. And, oh, by the way they shout with conviction. Some mother!#$^#$s are still tryin to ice-skate uphill.

The conversations that ensued when we rested till midnight was great. A hot debate started on the ways the legendary Bruce Lee died -1) after a fight with an indon silat martial artist 2)while havin sex with a porn star 3)got shot on filming set. Weekend assignment was given, research on how he really died. Wikipedia.com was slammed by Din as being unreliable hahaha.

2006-09-25T23:59:00.000+08:00

The Da Vinci Quote - "For those colors which you wish to be beautiful, always first prepare a pure white ground"

The room is done painting finally, my 360 swivel mirror is up on the wall and so is angelina jolie! Her gorgeous lips was a real pain to do and not to mention the hair. Since all the mini projects are completed. Cudnt have done all of it without my dad, he's the best. I think its time i attempt another one of MC Escher's 1000 pieces jigsaw puzzle. I vowed not to do another black white jigsaw puzzle the last time hahah. Time is on my side, anyways i usually finish faster than expected. To miss fyz, my red and black theme doesnt mean im a punk rocker, save that line for Paul Twohill.

2006-09-20T00:13:00.000+08:00

i like, no no loooovee my room! psychedelic visions i'll be havin sooon. work in progress though, just needs some touch up. The person stoopin over on the far left hand corner is my old man, the sensei, grandmaster artist, the conductor of the painting orchestra. Too bad my Kill Bill vol. 2 poster has to be torn down frm its place, but its ok, i'll find someplace else.

im thinkin of leavin the top panel of white just like that so i can spray black-white-grey stencils. its just a thought, dad would yell, momma will look flabbergasted... i'd have a wide joker grin right smack on my face. Ouh by the way the next stencil is an angelina jolie, the previous stencil on canvas didnt work...

Goddamnit nw i cant sleep in my room, too messy to be in it plus im lazy to clean it up hahah. Already 48 hours have passed since my return from m'sia. During my one week stay i finished 3 books which was all superb!! - The Vampire Lestat , Night and The Five People You Meet In Heaven.

I'm on the phone nw with fiza...didnt gt her toe sox though cos i didnt go to soxworld when i was at KL, well she has made me forget what to blog about after 2 paragraphs. DAMN ! hahhaha A lecturer in my arts appreciation class once said that some artists dont consider black n white a color.. well fuck em, i think they will like my room... read this and weep.

[aerodynamically the bumblebee cant fly, but it doesnt know it does it ? therefore it keeps flying anyway]

try harder !

2006-08-22T22:38:00.000+08:00

Bitch Please 2

Thinking she came from the land of the Yellow River she thought her tantrums and crazy antics could intimidate me?! hahah watchu kidding me or what. Blabbering that i leaned on the fucking Nike jacket which had tissue residue after several washes [color faded too, bleach is for whites! stupid fuck], even if i did lean i apologised sincerely but was pissed at the tone n fucked up face that was givin to me...
SO officially i've been provoked and if u wanna start verbally abusing me, get a really good somebody who will write up a script for u thats a phonebook thick. If not u'd be looking down at ur shoes half the time tryin to snap back at me to say something smart.
She even challenged me to a fight hahaha Wanna fight me ? hahah do i look like an idiot? The ten day prison sentence of clockin in n out is almost over... i see now, ur jelousy gave the tendency to rat me out to do something dumb. Kicking around chairs n opening n closing doors won't get u nowhere cos i was rather amused and wanted to burst out laughing...when the door finally didn't open in ur last feeble attempt to get me to fight just made my day...HILARIOUS. Anyhoos im gonna burn ur fuckin house down n take the hydrogens out so u cant put the burning furniture out, so u'd be a homeless lil piece of shit and hav to get dep0rted to ur homeland. TRY ME man TRY AGAIN N AGAIN u stupid cunt...battle me, i spit venom and abuse u like rappers on their mixtapes.

[You bit off more than u can chew fuckin cunt ]

Vinyl Killers

2006-08-04T23:35:00.000+08:00

George says HI. FOR FARIZA SALLEH hurhurhur

George

2006-08-04T22:58:00.000+08:00

Whats the Rationale ?

Lulu must have wanted to whack me when she saw that i was wearing my new shirt i bought at FourSkin already hahaha cos we decided to wear our new stuff on a thurs. Anyhoos nothing much has changed...the system i was talkin about before in the previous entry still sucks. Even with the dismissal of the so called "policewoman" who seems to love cathing us all for the dardest shit. Guess what, when you are late u take an explanation form...n say whatever, if its a valid reason you are so called let off. SO CALLED because somehow someway its like a goddamn prison sentence, u go on record. Valid reason or not ur still considired LATE. My point in saying this is...why write an explanation ? its validity is irrational. Absurd really. 3 lives, then 1 final warning...then warning letter. My friend was recommended to take an MC cos he has been late a number of times, so an MC is fine but being slightly late is not? Testing your patience you say, more like testing mine.

Well Stephen obviously didnt believe that i can juggle a tennis ball hahaha. Cheekily demanding ten bucks frm Ivan & Stephen that i can do it they agreed to a forfeit that i had to do push ups. 3 tries to juggle 20 times. Lets just say i cleaned them out, gotta get me some money[not payed yet btw]. Speaking of which, 3 Beatles members' are completed for Faree, show me the money babe. I wish her well in her endeavours at Uni.

2006-05-06T15:25:00.000+08:00

Sometimes what you envision might not coincide with the end product. Even so, i think i did a pretty good job since its the first, satu, un , uno multi color work. 7 in all with a mixture of poster color makin it the best work so far. A self-potrait would prove to be imminent...watch out for that one. Ouh and to anybody out there who live in the twilight zone and doesnt know what the hell that stencil is...ITS ANNA PAQUIN AS ROGUE IN THE X MEN.

MP/SIP hasnt been a bore. No real productive work. Imagine yourself reading a book on programming databases which is like a phonebook thick. If you are late, there is goin to be a long line that awaits you which would make you even more late...what a system, fabulous really. 1 second late and your ass will still get hauled into that line which at the end of it they give you a paper to explain yourself till ten o clock. I don't mean to ridicule the people who came up with the system...yes really great that you created the card scanning attendance style. Just get the time right, don't be a smart alex and go "hey lets set the clock 5 minutes early so we can see how many students who like to come on the dot get caught! hahaha tralalalalala". I swear id like to slap you.

[System of a Down's Fuck the System seems to be the appropriate song at the moment.]

JOKER

2006-04-14T01:09:00.000+08:00

I am your villain.

2006-04-06T01:18:00.000+08:00

Which 'Reservoir Dogs' character are you?

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2006-04-06T00:28:00.000+08:00

Guns Don't Kill People

People Kill People

"To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good and divide between truth and error."

My friend doesnt mind payin if i designed a T-Shirt for him hahaha. Hmm shall think about it. The Exacto Knife is rusty, still sharp so its ok...i can still cut your fuckin ear off and talk in it. I think i wanna start doing crazy ass fonts now. Oh wait maybe personlize some crap with my birth date in roman numerals XVII . IX . MCMLXXXVI arghh interesting. Thank You mtv cribs for that thought. watch the Robbie Savage episode and you'll know. Restless. Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you are finished. Need to watch some violence now. Natural Born Killers would do.

Bikini Babe

2006-03-30T21:26:00.000+08:00

Lets see what momma has to say bout this one.

pendejo

2006-03-27T00:17:00.000+08:00

Fugazis

They are like an itch that wont go away. An annoying scratch on the roof of ur mouth that will only go away if you stop tonguing it. Fuckin parasites that cleans out their hosts. This is how i view some of u fucks. Good & Evil is a point of view, merely a perspective. Don't you judge me blindly now, well your acumen doesn't concern me anyway. By all means say watcha wanna say don't pussy out and send some errand boy to do it. Funny how after the ages they checkup on me, flattering.

[Press delete bitch, capiche?]

back again

2006-03-24T23:44:00.000+08:00

Mr Pink & Mr Blonde

Finally back, the ten day trip was great, great food great company. Played beach soccer at Port Dickson haha that was fun but the team of veterans were half dead after some time. Bought myself a really cool adidas bag. Since my return ive been stockin up on old movies..the Godfather Trilogies, Leon:The Professional and Quintin Tarantino movies; Pulp Fiction & Reservoir Dogs. Cool stuff. The train ride home was great, we were entertained by fascinating stories by the train master or watever the hell u call him. He told us bout infidelities of a 60+ man with some girl in Thailand n how he needed to cry to the missus to cover up for the shit...hurhurhur great actor he said he didnt wanna be the reason the relationship falls apart with the wifey, said its better she found out herself. Then there was one mama frm calcutta tryin to get a hotel at Mustafa. On a saturday night, great...he'd be sleepin with the prostitutes i reckon. After my return, boredom made me draw yet again. You ask why? draw for what? FUCK YOU. here is the silver surfer n some holiday pics. Dumbass. YES he is a comic character that exists.

anyways milk is good.

Herald Of Galactus

My Balcony

Nice View aye!

say hello to my lil friend!

my fav cousin w/ her daughter

Budak EXTRA[Danish] and my uncle

deadly viper assassination squad

2006-03-06T17:33:00.000+08:00

D.I.V.A.S

Packing my bags and leaving for K.L on Thursday. So i leave my D.I.V.A.S[Deadly Viper Assassination Squad] to stand guard at my door. Can't wait to see the house, gorgeous bali styled. Soccer shall be missed of course since my cousin can't play with me there anymore cos hes too busy(last i heard they were playin badminton) due to the franchising of the restaurant...a third branch just opened. Went to Lavender just now, goddamnit so many people...i only wanted to update my photo for the bloody passport. What a hassle must wait for 43 people before it was my turn luckily the system was reliable n the numbers would appear in sequence unlike the bloody morons at polyclinics. You know what suprised me...they didnt actually ripped out my 9 yr old picture..instead they paste the new one a few pages after, what the fuck cant u authorize the ppl at SAFRA to do that. Such incompetence irritates me.

Before & After

2006-03-02T19:02:00.000+08:00

"Miss me ma cherie? "- Cajun

Wonder why the coolest mutant wasnt included in the fuckin movie. The flash destroyed the colors..goddamnit.

Stencil Revolution

2006-02-24T23:16:00.000+08:00

STNCL RVLN

A test run of the stencil...so far so good...jus need another four and voila im done..multicolor stencils

cookie catastrophe

2006-02-18T15:52:00.000+08:00

Cookie Catastrophe!

Holy crap, those were the first words uttered when i woke up to check my biscuit stash. Goddamnit there aint nothing good innit. I will tell u wats inside - McVities Digestive biscuits TWO packs, not one but TWO aannnddd not to forget the wholesome goodness of some chinese named brand of wholemeal crackers [id rather have you buy me fortune cookies] oh plus there was a tin of nestum!?! What in the world happened to the NORMAL jacobs & oreo stuff. I asked dad whats all this nonsense and ermm well lemme put it this way..he said hes experimenting

[Oh cookies, is that the cause of your demise]

2006-02-18T15:39:00.000+08:00

Can't Be Your Superman...

An incomplete work which i did the last time i was at malaysia. When u live with a little brat surrounded with comic books this is what u do, the inspiration flows from the environment.

Baby Talks

2006-02-03T21:59:00.000+08:00

Weekend Break

I'm about one corn hair away from hillbilly heaven. Wanna guess why? Nevermind STOP dont think I'll tell you...I'm truly & utterly satisfied with the 2 quizes i took, esp.. BNT i think its flawless but oh well i could be wrong. Its not wishful thinking and im certainly not disdainful. Projects on the other hand is like that stupid kid movie hmm wats it called...aahh yes The Neverending Story.

My little nephew is still talking jibberish... well he is only turning 2 this weekend. Even though its jibberish he got interesting intonations when he speaks, my sister said a 3 yr old kid was playin with him at the playground and then told his mama my lil nephew was speakin French hahahahaha.

[women at 35 think of having children, men at 35 think of dating children]

black

2006-01-24T19:48:00.000+08:00

Whats wrong with sentimentality? We just like stuff. Material possesions are extensions of our character. My sleek black Tatonka pencil box is gone. It represented functionality and aesthetics, the two main things i go for before buying a product. Its ok thief, i can sleep...its yours to keep.[Ive got another one ..yellow yellow submarine].

To more important matters at hand. Remember china born son of a gun? haha she decided to push the (make fai xplode) button,it must have been tempting cos below that button it says "push me pussy" but unwise on her part of course. Unfortunately by some freak accident my eraser dropped right beside her chair, i called out her name a couple of times but to no avail...she turned the deaf ear(last lesson of the day so i was impatient & pissed nonetheless). I couldnt be stoic anymore. I said : whoaa cheee byee, apparantly she heard wow(claps hands) impressive. She turned like a fighter plane and said "say again" haha. I said it again of course adding a whole bunch of lines with it. After bein' deaf she suddenly was a mute too =)

wakmantol

2006-01-10T21:22:00.000+08:00

Wak Mantol

Mom: AbangMan tak tau ader hotel roboh kat mecca??? ader kluar kat suratkhabar semua

Me: Huh aper cerita ni aper roboh ?

Mom : Aik ingatkan abang man jer tak tau rupa rupanya adik abang man pon tk tau

Hahaha i must update myself on current affairs. Oh then my brother gave me ten bucks hehe and recommended dad and i the Croc sandals, no no no...not my style lol even tho he said its go holes for drainage if i went to the market hahaha

Oh the irony, the new budget airlines terminal is named Budget Airline Terminal. Wow impressive and the kid got two thou for giving that idea, i thought they emphasised on creativity...its like winning an Oscar For Lame Ideas Etc. You dont hav to be a supergenius

Deadly Little Miho II

2006-01-02T23:13:00.000+08:00

Beautiful & Merciless

surpris

2005-12-25T23:35:00.000+08:00

The Tyrant

Term test is finally over! The hols has begun...but there are assignments [sigh]. Oh well i dont understand why mum had to bring over ten yr old relative frm Malaysia during my term test week...IRRITATION IS A FEELING! However there are the perks, when he is here he is under my jurisdiction. I rule with an iron fist...

Yesterday he was a public nuisance, he wont go to sleep! SOOoooo i told him: "uncle jajai pasang cerita Ju On abeh paksa Danish tengok"[means- im goin to put on the Ju On dvd and force u too watch]...When i said that he said he was sleepy n wanted to sleep n i kept mocking him till nxt morning hahahha.

Today was fun...played soccer frm afternoon till night, when i was on the way home bumped into nabillah haha..and the conversation that ensued..

N. Hey kau makin handsome eh!, ader matair tak ?
ME. Haha takder lah!
Nabillah smiles and say lets get together

[I knew there was a reason i got out of bed this morning]

Beauty

2005-12-10T20:20:00.000+08:00

Aisthesis - Greek word ;aesthetics/beauty

Yet another interesting week when I was being caged in a 3 hr lecture, the queer[pls refer to previous entry] said that during the 'Edo' period in Japan the specifications of beauty for a woman was to have a super round face, snow white complexion, slit eyes , cherry red lips..ok here comes the best part..BLACK TEETH hahah sick aesthetics' list.

And for u vain pricks n bitches the magic ratio for the beautiful people is 1:1.618..measure length of ur lips & also the length frm the corner of ur lips to the end of ur face..the ratio would be 1:1.618 if youre hot. Its true, sue The Discovery channel if ur feeling inadequate, I aint responsible. huahuahua

Ignorance

2005-12-10T20:17:00.000+08:00

A minute in the day of Singapore = Identifying Behavior

Singaporeans are well known for being "kiasu". However I'm pretty sure nobody would be the first to jump on the bandwagon when it comes to donations or helping street surveyors.

I would simply put it this way, Singaporeans find ignorance bliss, and it's a peculiar behavior that sets us apart. Christmas is round the corner and people are like "Scrooge". Be it the young hip & trendy or the working crowd, they all breezed past the Salvation Army Bell Ringers like they never existed.

I theorize that people are annoyed because there are too many charity organizations and they even call people up to donate. Religion might be a cause; non-Christians might not want to donate to the Salvation Army.

According to my interviews with friends about "flag day", they said some nyonya said;"donate for what?! Make me poor only". Some asked rudely "why always ask for donation one!" I don't think these behaviors would manifest in the future. Our mindsets would change. People would certainly be more educated.

This was my fucking report for CDS Culture & Expression

"L"

2005-12-01T23:00:00.000+08:00

'Happy Boys & Happy Girls we'll be'

"L" bought me a teddy bear!!!aaawwww sooo sweeet of her. Merci! Its has a tag that says peace in many many languages hurhur niceeee she trying to calm down the violence in me lol impossible babe. Oh crap, im typin slightly slower now cos my left hand is a lil disabled because there are 3 plasters on it that makes it immobile.

I read an article in Readers Digest yesterday about violent video games and the influence it has on young kids, an 18 yr old guy jacked a car and went for a joy ride...tired, he slept in the car and got caught by the Police! OK so while being detained this crazyass with no major criminal record before grabs the .40 calibre Glock and starts popping off killing 3 police officers. Months before the incident he was playing Grand Theft Auto, the retailers who sold it were being filed a 600 Million dollar civil suit even the manufactures of the game console kena fuck inside out upside down. However they never won the case.

Haha ive been playing Mortal Kombat for the past decade...i think that contributes to the violence in me. but i dont go around trying to do 'Fatalities' even though i wish i could so i can annhillate/obliterate anybody... ouh wat a massacre it will be :) Its quite disturbing though...when the guy was caught up by the police later...he pleaded them to shoot!an expression of dark remorse really, at the police station he said almost like a goddamn philospher " Life is like a video game , u have to die sometime"

["Morality,what is it? Who needs it?" -GTA; Vice City]

CDS

2005-11-26T23:40:00.000+08:00

Ive got a queer as a teacher for the culture lecture. On top of that he said we all originated from Africa [wussup ma nigga], we evolved from monkeys according to mr smartie pants Darwin's theory. However i find it all quite refreshing, oh the stupidity of people thinking that they are the "pure race" guess what muthafucka ya'll are somehow mixed along the way. There are only 3 pure races and they no longer exist; Aryans , Negroids & Mongoloids . Aryans being the fair people with super blonde hair , Negroids who were blacks that are super dark that when the sun shines on em their skin color looks purple & finally the Mongoloids who have small eyes, super round faces small mouth.

Ok so moving on...Ive got a china born son of a gun that needs to be killed n disposed. Dont go into an 8 o clock class and try to fuck around with me. Dont be tryin to be miss smartie pants and say "ayeee wroooonggggg laahhh, ok fine ah u try ah try ah". Eh fucker read lab notes first before talk ah. Are u illiterate fucker, u cant read between the lines...Do i need to give u a torch light to shine on the motherfuckin paper so u can see better!? anyhoos the way i did the lab thingy was right. FUCK OFF nobody invited u to the grp sial. Aight nvm all that...the solution..click click bang bang i shot off with a whole list full of new insults. The feeling? i'll tell u this..Best to take this shit of ur chest.

[kiss the don's ring or die]

Babyface

2005-11-12T23:05:00.000+08:00

Babyface ? Watched DOOM today, well its nt really that WOW uh. However the violence and gore was OK not bad...Heads blown off, chopped off rolling on the floor, tearing off ears and ermm etc. Oh the fucked up thing was we couldnt collect the tickets we booked cos the biatch at the counter said she needed to see all six of our ICs so fine, we waited for the rest of the gang and then after buying all the food another BIATCH stopped us...

WHY ? Biatch said: " let me see ur IC, just you". Oh this is so fuckin insulting, the movie is NC16. I don't even pass off as a 16 year old [vampires age slower]. FUCK YOU lah. Do i even have a babyface ? hell no. so one hand wit the nachos i flashed the bitch my IC till she is satisfied...Whoooaaa like cannot believe it sey, must squint and look at the IC. KNNBCCB. Maybe nxt time i shall put a moustache on or maybe a goatee or a santa claus beard. Ho HO HO dat wud be so corny.

[babyface needs some space]

2005-11-12T13:26:00.000+08:00

2005-11-12T13:05:00.000+08:00

Samurai Sam ?

2005-11-11T20:35:00.000+08:00

Samurai Sam ?

The first week is finally over! yayy to my horror i discovered that Signals Circuits & Systems requires knowledge of the bloody fundamentals of Circuit Analysis and MATHS! rarrr but nvm dats OK. Samuel still hasnt cut his hair yet...hurhurhur Jan arrived at the lect hall and sat behind us and thot he was a gal hah [my huge green friend with broad shoulders]. I still havent seen Little LuLu at lect for the WHOLE WEEK! [notty gal :P].

Ouh YES next week MUST watch Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire...BUT FIRST must go rent The Prisoner of Azkaban dvd first hahahah im soooooo lambat, until nw still havent watch then kena scold my fyz when she offered to lend me her vcd...i say cannot, i loike dvd, wanna noe why!? cos gt the ENGLISH FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED thingy hahaha. Oh well i have this fascinating new lecturer who is from Myanmar, he got a funny accent his name is Kyaw Htut[have fun tryin to pronounce that]. He seems to change the pronounciation of words e.g distinct became decrease![huge diff u noe] lol i wud most definitely go to his lects, laughter is the best medicine =]

Played at pasir ris today, its been a long time since. What a refreshing return, a shithead with a funny accent was being an asshole. WHOAH he played Derrty, YES derrty not rough not aggressive but derrty. I hate these muthafuckas, and he said :" I'm sorry but thats the way i play, have u heard of aggressive playaz ? " haha FUCK YOU...yea dats right FUCK YOU bitch ass muthafucka is outta his mind. We was so close to a fight, hell yeah i was ready. Its Friday and it would be a nice way to take out the weekly frustrations and give someone a knuckle sandwich. After all the bullshit trash talk, he CRIED! lol and he starts mouthing off at a guy who actually stood up for him and apologized on his behalf...tsk tsk tsk. I cant wait to play there again heehee...this time im gonna start some shit! hmm lemme think OH OH yes i got it...when the game is about to end and when he has the ball i wan to sprint to him and elbow his jaw.Okies im out, will tell ya'll when i rearrange his face :)

[yay!what a finale]

film poems

2005-10-30T23:50:00.000+08:00

Film Poem

Worker bees can leave

Even drones can fly away

The Queen is their slave.

That really is very relevant dont you think? These fuckin big ass companies need every single worker they have...if everybody goes on strike they are dead, the company ceases to make money...the Kings or Queens are slaves to society.

soopafly

2005-10-30T23:20:00.000+08:00

Lady SnowBlood
SoopaFly chick & General Nuisance

There is finally color in my latest drawing OK! u happy now fizah ? Erm HELL NO! im never gonna let u color my works hahaa yes yes very selfish of me :D im beat after two straight days playing soccer. GODDAMNIT! lost to the SRJC ppl, score lucky goals damn fuckers...i guess u need luck to win sometimes. Nevermind we played, we humiliate & that satisfies me enough.

Kabi wanted me to go to the Adidas warehouse sale at Novena, gahh lazy lah...NO DOUGH OK! PLEASE be patient and wait for after the great collection begins. $$$ money makes the world go round. Today was a helloween special back to back episodes of The Simpsons damn it was great haha they always crack me up...crazy ass dysfunct family.

[feed me with your kisses hehe]

Deadly Little Miho

2005-10-24T00:26:00.000+08:00

Boredom makes me draw

fight club

2005-10-21T18:46:00.000+08:00

A: You know why they put oxygen masks on a plane?

B: So you can breathe?

A: Oxygen gets you high, in a catastrophic emergency you're taking great panicked breaths.Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.

[interesting theory isn't it]

Raphael

2005-10-15T23:02:00.000+08:00

Under Construction

It seems that I'm putting voices in her head lately and she wants me to get it out hahaha. What has been done cannot be undone =p Well I was bored so i decided to draw Raphael my fav NiNja Turtle, dont complain to me bout the bulging muscles he got...he's on steroids OK.

I'd have to thank elly for lettin me know bout Donnie Darko heeh really nice movie bout a freakin weird guy who discovers time travel and then dies when...A jet plane engine came crashing into his room while he was sleeping, interesting deathstyle.

Faa! I cant be your wonderful personal jukebox when ur comp keeps dying on me! grr get it fixed can?! Oh Saleem panda jus told me bout this really cool kick ass game, i dont care! cannot tahan...tomorrow must go and buy. Ouh better still tomoro go Saleem's hse and play lah woohoooo cant wait!!!

Whatever THings

2005-10-13T00:00:00.000+08:00

GGRRrrrr

My fridge is grrrooowling, yeap you read that right motherfucker. The idiot who came over yesterday to repair it didnt do a good job and what pisses me off is that he is already paid...and when dad called him to come tdy he said he would but didnt. This fucking little monkey is trying to screw with me man.

Woke up at ard 3 today, very tired...even tho i didnt do nothing hurhurhur. Watched the repeat of the Argentina Vs Peru World Cup 2006 Qualifier...Great match very high tempo, dats y i loike South American teams they have so much flair.

VOILA! I did do something productive at least haha, read a book by Duncan Watt: The Treasure Of The Tiger. Even tho its just 2 chapters haha [pathetic]...well its a start right.

[some motherfuckas are always tryin to ice skate uphill]

Its PuZZling

2005-10-12T00:23:00.000+08:00

PuZZlinG

On the second day of bulan puasa i bought my 1000 pieces jigsaw puzzle. Its the artworks of MC Escher which is oh so gorgeous. I'm not really arty farty or anything, i jus love his lithograph works...so goddamn unique. However this is the first time trying to do a black & white puzzle, its so freakin difficult. The past 3 puzzles i did were all marine life, so chicken that i gave one of em to my brother as a wedding gift. Oh well its challenging, or so i thought...

In 3 days i completed half the damn puzzle.WTF. I was hoping it would keep me occupied for the whole fasting month...nvm[ a stroke of creative genius] i put that puzzle project on ice for awhile so i could clean my room. My sister said it was pretty clean hahaha its been ages since somebody said dat or wait a minute let me think...hrmm...i think nobody ever did say that hahaha. Well i lurve my new bed, finally i have a NORMAL single bed...cos the previous one was bigger than supersingle bt smaller than queen, therefore my bedsheets and ruffle had to be custom made and i do not have the liberal choice of colors. Well Hooraaay(x3) to the new bed!

Right now im helping my cute neighbour who lives across the street in her "Emoicons WAR", interesting that people turn to me for these type of things haha cheeyy but WE WON hahaha HOORAY(x3) to dat too.LuLu was shocked when i said i bought a samurai sword [my bad] didnt specify the size haha...its js a lil one laa, still sharp tho...[wud sharpen some more :p]

Some goddamn faggots stole my slippers at the mosque recently, if caught red handed im goin to whoop his ass, the hell i send him will seem like heaven. Nvm god will handle that, the guilty would be punished.

[give me the four horsemen of apocalypse]

My boss is gonna stick your head up your ass faster then a rabbit gets fucked

2005-10-08T00:45:00.000+08:00

OK finally back, the blog had to be kept on ice cos i had to study for a stupid supp paper.Nvm dat its over now, its just the horror of waitin for the results currently. Aight herre is the movie review for SCARFACE which i bought the dvd recently. The storyline is superb, the rise and fall of an American Gangsta.

Al Pacino play TOny Montana aka Scarface, a slick politacal prisoner from Cuba. Searchin for a new life in Miami tryin to escape from the Communist govt of Cuba under the control of Fidel Castro.

Well i like the violence most of all and the slick talking Scarface but most of all the movie has its lessons.For example, when ur a drug dealer and ur filthy rich already...Rule number one-"Don't underestimate the other mans' greed" & Rule number 2 " Don't get high on your own supply". Well not all people follow the rules which is what led to his downfall.

Another nice thing bout the movie is that u can learn Spanish woohooo..."Quito, no te muevas cabroncito"- it means, quite; dont move motherfucker! well there were other things like what is ur name but i cant remember. Its not da practical...id rather know how to say QUITE, DONT MOVE MOTHERFUCKA! hhahaha. anyways Al Pacino's cubano accent was pretty amusing and all that swagger he potrays is really impressive.Herre are some quotes:

"Why dont u try sticking your head up your ass, see if it fits"-Scarface

"We're gonna eat that Sosa for breakfast"

"Manolo! shoot that piece of shit"

"Can you stop saying fuck in every fucking sentence"

Well even tho he is harsh and vulgar and all that..he has his principles, all he has in the world is his words and his balls and he dont break them for no one and plus he doesnt kill women or children.

Enough said, im beat...do watch this classic, and faa dont mock me js bcos its bulan puasa doesnt mean im an angel automatically OK hurhurhur...

Smile Pretty You Vain Prick

2005-09-25T00:22:00.000+08:00

Smile Pretty You Vain Prick

Its easy to forget

what i said

sunshine...

it would be fine.

If you were old n grey

& not remember what i said yesterday.

"don't ask: why fai?"

Pretty in Pink...

2005-09-21T23:15:00.000+08:00

Pretty In Pink...

WE LOVE SOCKS
Fai & Fyz: "OH SOX! GO GO GO[with such enthusiasm]"

Fyz:"buroknye haha"

That's what a'ppens when two sox lovin ppl go into a shop full of sox. Striped, lacy, samurai style toe sox, normal toe sox oh we love em all.Fishnet stockings her fav.I like mine to be colorful...don't ask, and im not gay muthafucka.

Oh we went to Lido tdy to catch Brothers Grimm. waited at Pasir Ris for her & i gt my b'day pressent...IN PINK!!! so pretty. Opened it at hm to discover my gorgeous BOXERS black n white with I LOVE U prints with smileys...so cute, LOVE U TOO FYZ haha.Bros Grimm was fun to watch, twisted fairy tales are so interesting, reminds me of my arts appreciation class.After the movie we stuffed ourselves wit BK burgers at Far East so shiok can see chio bu walk past the glass window huahuahua.

Fyz still flips out when she sees my Nike Ninja shoes.[go find a shoe & cut a hole innit] dats wat she always tell me lol. My shoes kick ass OK. Met Hetty Astika at Taka after dat at HUShHUSH...so nice her workplace gt lotsa loud n crazy ppl n pretty too haha. She told me to read smth French haha n i onli noe a lil bit of it lol the skool teaches us stuff practical for hotels & ordering food n drinks lah babe sorieee. When we got to Orchard mrt it was still early so we decided to go to Citylink.I finally found SCARFACE DVD at HMV gonna get dat ASAP in need of hi-level violence, kill bill doesnt satisfy my bloodlust anymore and Sin City is still not out yet.Another interestin thing that a'ppened at Citilink was a MAT stickin out his tongue at Fyz who was a lil flabbergasted yet amused n wanted to join him in the fun...he then came round n tapped me on my shoulder, it wasnt annoying i find the mat wit the tattoed hands kind of entertaining...like u noe, my personal clown hah.

At City Hall MRT

fai:"why issit pink?"

fyz:"You've been walking ard wit it the whole day! y complain nw?!"

[gimme a moment to ponder...ouh ya were goin seperate ways and i look kinda gay wit dat pretty pink thing :P]

"They live happily ever after...maybe not"

Soccer Sunday

2005-09-20T17:00:00.000+08:00

Got a phone call frm aleem friendly match at 4 got ready and was there...friendly match my ass losin's not my style and it wud be disappointin to lose after not playin for a week.When i reached they havent started...i was late as usual hehe.The enemy was in all white so semangat gt team jersey.Geared up n joined aleem n his bro, did a couple of tricks n Latiff asked if i slelpt wit the ball with a hint of sarcasm in his voice n i jus laughed.Let the games begin...

As our team of misfits spread out without any tactics or formation i heard the enemy shoutin their formation 4-3-3!!!! shortly after kick off i stole the ball off the fatass leftback who then stepped on me(ouch) bt he didnt gt the ball went on to elude 2 other stupidass muthafuckas jus to shooot agonisingly wide.

It then started to get ugly, these lil punks played rough lol so...theres no way imma back down like a goddamn coward i cant, hw wud i look as a man bowing to his knees like the mad cow disease. By the end of the first half i let the unnecessary occur, started hacking some n pushed n idiot blockin me n he fell n started yellin dunno wat haha he wanted to slide me twice after dat[fool, im untouchable]. his brother was relli noisy he made some freakin turkey sounds gooble gabble sheesh such ppl exist.first half ended wit no goals.

UGLIER by the second half...i didnt noe y these faggots even bother to play, i dribbled bt lost the ball then this guy was tryin to block me so i pushed n shove him & he actually stopped play n shouted at me for pushing[sissy] i didnt say nthg tho, didnt need to backup was on the way Aleem[ OI ko jgn nk step gangsta] haha 3 cheers to my buddy he gt my back. Latiff & i were laughin cheekily after dat the boy was still furious at me tho...did i offend him or smth ? was he a girl? or had breast implants n i accidentally touched em when i pushed him ?[gross] n plus the dude cud have filed a lawsuit for sexual harrassment lol.The boilin point was when the guy doin the turkey sounds offended aleem...his lil bro got a flyin ninja kick n fell on his ass. what a sight it was haaha addin insult to injury i ole & did the elastico on the "turkey guy" n some other shite...game ended wit a draw they scored an own goal, tsk tsk tsk (shakes head) so embarassing lah these ppl.

After all dat mayhem the guy run up to us n shook our hands n apologizes n said wat happens in the game stays in the game n say we're Islam n shudnt be like this. I wanted to laugh n give him the finger but he was right. Goddamnit, derrty tactics makin us feel guilty wit dat sentence lol cudnt he js said im not satisfied n we will continue our battle, it wud been a lot more fun dat way n i wud surely come n play wit aleem more often hahaha...hang out at aleems hse after dat wathced soccer Liverpool vs Man U...more craziness ensued =)

"pleased to beat you"

guess whose back

2005-09-19T05:45:00.000+08:00

There is nothing dat fabulous abt goin to m'sia...well only the shopping makes up for it since i had spending power with my aunts $$$ huahuahua.My Uncle dropped me off at one of the local malls name hrrmm oo yah Alam Sentral(such corny names) went straight to the Levi's store n bought myself 3 tees, felt great at first then there was a sudden surge of guilt...well fuck dat its cheap so might as well splurge a lil n oso gt an 8 RM haircut at the MAMA SHOP hahaha the dude was rough tho, he toyed my head like some freakin rag doll, more like a joystick...moved to the FRONT BACK N SIDE TO SIDE. yeapyeap wat an experience.

The only goddamn gargantuan problem is dat in m'sia everything BOLEH...MALAYSIA BOLEH.I've always wondered how come the freakin traffic ard me was dammmnnn slow then i came to realise that the speed limit was 70 or 60 cant remember, n my uncle n cousins were always drivin like 100. So attention ya'll if u do the speed limit get the fuck out of my way!!! On a wednesday my cousin was drivin me n my parents to the new restaurant, he wanted to park his car bt the fuckin stoopid manager was too ignorant n took up his space therefore he had to go another round ard the parking lot BUT then he decided not to "alar takper jai malaysia BOLEH! ini no entry pon boleh jalan, tengok takder org nampak aper takder org saman pon " dats wat he said with his cheeky laugh...

The other fantastic ppl that were keepin me company was my aunts grandsons...havoc when theyre ard but of cos when they are a pain in the ass i like to bully them. It was fun to tease as one of them whose name is Danish abt 10 yrs old still drinkin milk frm the bottle...he gt embarrassed and said " kiter tk minom kiter tengok ajer" as he rests the bottle on his chest, bt he drank it later of course n i took a video wit my hp...glorious short film in my hp. Another one was when he n his lil bro Daniel were playin pretendin to be WRESTLERS!!!!! its was hilarious, i sat down bemused at their scrawny lil bodies prancing ard in ntg else bt their underwear flexing their muscles...n he even took a comforter usin it as a cape n instructed his lil bro to switch on the lights once he makes his 'big entrance' . spectacular sites n sounds, wish u were there right ? hehe